Amsterdam Heavy

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Ian R @RT23899272 Apr 29, 2026 Unlike others I'm not surprised that Madsen is in this terrible movie. He is not a great actor. This movie is Amsterdam Shit house. A weak plot done to death in better films, with poor acting. See more

Oct 21, 2012 Des femmes sexy mais un acting tellement mauvais , dialogues mauvais et scènes de combats mauvaises, bref à éviter See more

Sep 24, 2012 how did Michael Madsen end up in such a shit film? the only good thing about this film is looking for places in Amsterdam that you've been to and going yaay I've been there. See more

Apr 19, 2012 Story mm Acting , Bad ! See more

Mar 14, 2012 Horrible cinematography with uninspired action-scenes, terrible Dutch/English/Australian accents, a ridiculously plain and silly plot. And the acting is unintentionally laughable. Not just a disgrace to Dutch filmmaking, but a disgrace to film as a whole. See more

Feb 1, 2012 "I'm not just a stripper, I'm a stripper with guns!" Truer words were never spoken, let alone in Dutch. Amsterdam Heavy is a movie that offers a little bit of every stimulus available to the human body and mind. It is simultaneously sleek and sophisticated yet tawdry and sleazy. In other words, it offers the total whirlwind effect. The fighting scenes alone are worth the price of admission, though the camera work is too vertiginous (dizzying). Read on for a synopsis but feel confident Amsterdam Heavy is light on the boring and heavy on the titillation. See more

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