Santa's Summer House

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04/07/2021 Sorry Animal House, sorry House Party, and House on Haunted Hill, there's a new house in town and this one isn't fucking around! This ain't your momma's Santa, he's new, he's crude and yeah it's summer DEAL WITH IT! For real though, let me take it down for a min y'all, this movie is no joke. It had me rolling in my seat and left me crying in my sheets. Why would you watch "The Santa clause", another hacky studio film with no house, no summer, and NO SOUL! Is this an art-house movie, no, but is it, yes! Support local businesses and local movies. Next summer watch this gem or at least watch it in the winter to remind you just how shagadelic summer and santa would be together. PB&J BABY! See more 09/28/2020 Truly awful movie. The acting was so bad I actually enjoyed the croquet game because that took what seemed like an hour to play, which was time when the embarrassing plot was not being played out. See more 02/18/2019 This is the best Christmas movie ever! Step aside Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa! Mike and the Dog were the best! At first I thought Santa was planning to kill everyone, but it turned out okay! The epic battle between Malos and Mythra was amazing as well. Mike had the best comeback of all anime history! Best scene was the hot tub where you get to see Andy, Santa, and Malos all swole! See more 11/06/2018 My word, this film is dull. The only thing that stopped me wanting to rip my own eyes out was the fact I had chewed my own hands off at the awfulness of the script. The continuous music drowns out the dialogue and the croquet scene has to be seen to be believed. Amazed the Australian accent didn't cause a diplomatic incident. See more 12/07/2014 I didn't realise films could get this bad, and I've seen a lot of bad films. Loved it. See more Read all reviews

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